Google AdWords

There are currently two major Pay-Per-Click players: Overture and Google. Microsoft will soon join the fray and, as a result, Overture and Google may need to reexamine its practices. But for the time being, they're apathetic about maintaining good-will with customers.

At least threatening to take away $20,000 in revenue is enough to earn a call back from a Google employee. That's saying something, right? And 2 quick minutes later, my previous week of frustration was resolved. Now, was that so hard? So, without further ado, here's Google's (apparently) "top secret" pay-per-click customer service phone number: 866-246-6543.

Imagine how much more business you're going to get, Google, now that people can actually call you. I'll contact you for my percentage soon.